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Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Just shared via Facebook:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Just landed via WeChat:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

Spotted on Discord:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Seen just now on Reddit:

January is the Monday of the year.

Just landed via Telegram:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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39 shares on Reddit this month:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

16 shares on Discord this month:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

32 shares on Discord this month:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Not going is the new leaving early.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Breaking via Threads:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Going viral on Snapchat:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

Live now on Reddit:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

Trending via YouTube:

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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