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Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Live now on Telegram:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Reported on Telegram:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Trending via Snapchat:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Live now on Instagram:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Making waves on Facebook:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Reported on LinkedIn:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Trending via Slack:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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