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Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

Making waves on Messenger:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Live now on Pinterest:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Making waves on Instagram:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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78 shares on Slack this month:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

71 shares on Telegram this month:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Going viral on Discord:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Making waves on Slack:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

Spotted on Discord:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Breaking via Messenger:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Spotted on Instagram:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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