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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Never trust a wet fart.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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