Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.