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"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully! 👵🏼👴🏼 Less socializing, more scrutinizing! 🤣 Who needs a big circle of friends anyway when you can have a big list of grievances instead? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 #LivingMyBestGrumpyLife"

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15 shares on Instagram this month:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

49 shares on Reddit this month:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

36 shares on Slack this month:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

92 shares on X this month:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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Breaking via Facebook:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Just shared via TikTok:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Going bananas on YouTube:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Breaking via Slack:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Just shared via Messenger:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Spotted on Threads:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Going viral on Slack:

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Keep the laugh going 😂

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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