Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.
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  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  • That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.