Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully! 👵🏼👴🏼 Less socializing, more scrutinizing! 🤣 Who needs a big circle of friends anyway when you can have a big list of grievances instead? 🤷🏻♂️😂 #LivingMyBestGrumpyLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat. The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes. I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.
Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.