Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.