Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people. Posted onSep 29, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day. The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes. If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.