Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”