Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally, peace and quiet! Now to enjoy my 'lottery winnings' by not sharing the remote. 🎉📺 #LivingTheDream" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day. Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever. If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night. So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning. A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.