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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.