Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you use girl math to ghost someone in the most dramatic way possible 😂📉 #SocialMediaVanish Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person. I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media. Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.