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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.