God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to… Commentary:Guess I'm the final boss in the game of Annoyance Level: Max 😂👾 Related Funny Posts 🤝 God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills. Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!” Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying. Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway? Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.