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97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

64 shares on X this month:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

96 shares on Slack this month:

Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

38 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

16 shares on X this month:

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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Going bananas on Slack:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Live now on Snapchat:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Making waves on WeChat:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Making waves on TikTok:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

How is it still this week?

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