Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymo… Commentary:Just joined the "zero cares" club, where every day's a holiday and the dress code is PJs! 😂🎉🛋️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.
