Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.