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Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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Coffee is better when you have no work.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Going viral on TikTok:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Making waves on Facebook:

There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Making waves on Instagram:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

6 days ago

Witty text about nerdy googling antics, highlighting humorous tech confusion.

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"Oh, the eternal struggle of effect vs affect – a clandestine Google quest for grammatical clarity! 🕵️‍♂️💭 Judging by the incognito window, this grammar dilemma might just be too scandalous for the regular search history! 🕵️‍♀️🔍💻"

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12 shares on Threads this month:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

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What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

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Live now on X:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Making waves on Threads:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Live now on Discord:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Trending via Telegram:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Going viral on Messenger:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Live now on Telegram:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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