Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just like having a fork in your pocket doesn’t make you a chef! 🍴😂 Related funny posts 😂 My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet. I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles? Listen to the birds, not the news. Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.