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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.