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Ah, the notorious crush – a perfect cocktail of feelings and mysteries! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 It's like detective work for the heart, where the case file is missing crucial details! 🕵️‍♀️🔍 Who needs Sherlock when you have a crush to solve mysteries for you? 😄💘 Just remember, the more you know, the less crushing it gets! 📚🔓 #CrushInvestigation

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Wake me up when I’m rich!

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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