Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?” Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When family gatherings start feeling like a parent's scheduling app! 🤔📅😂 Related funny posts 😂 As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs. Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion. Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.