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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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"With these eyes, turning heads (and bodies) into stone—Medusa's got nothing on me! 😎👀🐍"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged allure, confidence, eyes, feel, having, humor, i, Medusa, mythology, seductive, seductive eyes, self-expression on May 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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