Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"With these eyes, turning heads (and bodies) into stone—Medusa's got nothing on me! 😎👀🐍" Related funny posts 😂 Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room. The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.