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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”