Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK… Commentary:When life's problems have you in a tinkle, it's nature's way of saying, 'Trickle down your worries and flush them away!' 🚽😂 #NatureCalls Related Funny Posts 🤝 You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic. I have to pee. Story of my life. Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?