Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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Lettuce be real, this is a "toasty" compliment! 🍔❤️

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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