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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.