Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Lettuce be real, this is a "toasty" compliment! 🍔❤️ Related funny posts 😂 When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers. It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated. I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach. In banana years, I am bread. I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.