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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?