“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.” Commentary:"When the brain takes a coffee break and leaves your memory hanging ☕️😅 'Hey you!' is the universal placeholder until we (hopefully) remember! 🤷♂️📛" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia. That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said. I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back. “No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation. Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.