Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! 🕵️‍♂️🚪 Who needs dating apps when you've got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? 🌮💌 Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of places… like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! 🧺🛒 Just remember to

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.
  • I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.
  • Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!
  • “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.
  • My back and I are definitely not the same age.
  • Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.