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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Drive like no one is watching.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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Trending via WhatsApp:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Just landed via TikTok:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Just landed via Messenger:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Just landed via Telegram:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Going viral on Instagram:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

69 shares on Discord this month:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Not my room, not my elephant.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

53 shares on Slack this month:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Going bananas on TikTok:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

Just landed via Telegram:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Trending via Reddit:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Trending via Telegram:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Spotted on Discord:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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