Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! 
Who needs dating apps when you've got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? 
Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of placesโฆ like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! 
Just remember to
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- Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).
- Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.
- Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
- At this point, Iโm sure Iโll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
- Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.
