Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently! Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?