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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

55 shares on X this month:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

58 shares on YouTube this month:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Going viral on X:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

I need money, not feelings.

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

I need money, not feelings.

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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