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  • Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
  • It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.
  • Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
  • Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.
  • You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
  • Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.