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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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"Remember, hugging your children not only warms their hearts but also saves your fragile possessions! 🤗🧸 Just make sure they don't turn your favorite vase into a soccer ball later on! ⚽😜 #ParentingPriorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, bonding, break, children, family, hug, humor, parenting, things, time on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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