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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Commentary:
"Pro tip: Keep a cheap bottle of wine handy at all times – it's like a hospitality safety net for family gatherings! 🍷😄 Just make sure it's tasty enough to avoid any awkward conversations 😉 #FamilyTime"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, bottle, cheap, drinking, family, hosting, house, humor, i, visit, wine on Nov 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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