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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.