I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.