Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has downloaded:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป has bookmarked:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ has downloaded:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has shared:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡บ has shared:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป has bookmarked:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but thatโ€™s because I AM.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has downloaded:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has viewed:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Commentary:
"Finally, a cause that everyone can get behind! It's time for men to shine just as brightly… and lucratively ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ธ #EqualityForAll #EqualityInEveryFan"



Trending Funny Quotes ๐Ÿ‘‡

Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Funny Quotes Images

Updated

Users Online

ยฉ 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with โค๏ธ in Sydney โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด