I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

3 weeks ago

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Too young for the early bird special, too old to understand TikTok trends 🎣🕺😅

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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