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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.