I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.