I canโt wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! ๐๐ฐ๐๐" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. Why would I get married when itโs a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce? The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married. Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, heโll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol. Iโve never been married, but I tell people Iโm divorced so they wonโt think something is wrong with me.