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Actually, this email couldโ€™ve been a meeting. We couldโ€™ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone couldโ€™ve brought bagels.

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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Sorry, can’t. Iโ€™m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a strangerโ€™s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dogโ€™s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put โ€œThe Endโ€ on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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โ€œI could see myself living here,โ€ I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

โ€œI could see myself living here,โ€ I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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