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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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Looks like the romance just got a "scorching" plot twist! Who needs therapy when you've got gasoline, right? πŸ˜…πŸ”₯πŸ‘•

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakup, clothes, fire, gasoline, hit, humor, i, pile, relationship, sarcasm, tell, turbulence on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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