I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.