I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear. Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.
