Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.
- I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
- Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.
- Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.
- Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.
