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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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