I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear. Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.
