I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸♂️🥋😅" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it. Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens. I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.
