I donโt do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ " Related funny posts ๐ I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise. Instead of being constantly irritated by other peopleโs flaws, Iโve decided to become more self-absorbed. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. Shopping is the only exercise I need. Listen to the birds, not the news.