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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.