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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.