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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

21 shares on Discord this month:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

33 shares on Discord this month:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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