I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in? Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, a hotel policy that matches my lazy checkout skills! π¨ππ΄ Related funny posts π It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday. The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall. When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body. I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. Iβm never using self-checkout again. Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?