I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.