Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.