I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human… Commentary:Dreams really do come true; too bad my friends won't pay me for my professional couch-warming services! 🛋️😴🔥 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face. True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude. When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream? I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.
