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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.