I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I could use a GPS with the Force to navigate rush hour! ππ¦β¨ Related funny posts π Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? When Iβm president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm. There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late. When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings. Donβt ever let your computer feel that youβre in a hurry, cause theyβre gonna slow down more.