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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Besties who match together, stay crazy together! 🤪🎁👯‍♀️ Who needs matching sweaters when you can twin in straight jackets? 😂 #bffgoals #crazychristmas"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Christmas, couple, funny gift, gift, holiday, humor, i, jacket, joke, matching, relationship, straight, straight jacket, us on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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