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"Besties who match together, stay crazy together! 🤪🎁👯‍♀️ Who needs matching sweaters when you can twin in straight jackets? 😂 #bffgoals #crazychristmas"

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82 shares on Threads this month:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

32 shares on Discord this month:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

68 shares on Slack this month:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

91 shares on X this month:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

14 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

11 shares on X this month:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

Seen just now on Messenger:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

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