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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.