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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.