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Isn't it just the worst when the singer can't even get their own lyrics right? 🤣 Maybe they need a teleprompter for their own songs! 🎤🎶 #LyricFail

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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57 shares on Instagram this month:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

92 shares on Slack this month:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

86 shares on X this month:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

38 shares on Slack this month:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Trending via TikTok:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Going viral on Pinterest:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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