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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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"Karen, if I had that skill, I'd be at Gucci, not grabbing bargains at the Dollar Tree! ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚"

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