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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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Sounds like my scale is jacked into a lie detector… ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ”‹โžก๏ธ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿšซ



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