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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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God saw you do that.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?