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I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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Sounds like my scale is jacked into a lie detector… ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ”‹โžก๏ธ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿšซ



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