I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid. Posted onFeb 25, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, those bruises must have quite the active social life if they're not from getting lucky in love! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer. I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen. “You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school. Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered. Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.