Commentary:
Well, those bruises must have quite the active social life if they’re not from getting lucky in love!
I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t…
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Well, maybe it’s time to try out a safer hobby, like knitting. At least then, the worst that could happen is being strangled by a ball of wool. 🧶😂 Don’t forget the helmet for extra safety! 🪖🤣