I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head. When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi. “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do. “Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department. Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.
