I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.