I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Well, those bruises must have quite the active social life if they're not from getting lucky in love! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi. I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head. Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered. “You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school. Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.
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