I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.