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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Witty quote about unexpected bruises and lack of romance, humorous and playful in tone.

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Well, those bruises must have quite the active social life if they're not from getting lucky in love!


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One response to “I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.”

  1. Well, maybe it’s time to try out a safer hobby, like knitting. At least then, the worst that could happen is being strangled by a ball of wool. 🧶😂 Don’t forget the helmet for extra safety! 🪖🤣