I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Proof that water slides are scientifically engineered to wash away tears! 💦😂 Related funny posts 😂 Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life. I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again? Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!