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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.