I have the bruises of a much more active person. Commentary:"Those bruises are just my body’s way of telling me I’m living my best 'accidental Olympic athlete' life 😂🏅🤕" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active. Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano. Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am. I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid. By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.
